darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

Anonymous:
Bray Im pregnant and I dont know what to do

Are you sure? 

Message me off anon sweetie, and we’ll talk

=)

Anonymous:
BRAY what do you think Harley's first word will be?

Mama

Obviously.

No i’m kidding, She already says “Dadadadadadadada” A lot

so… Jay wins…. Dada.

=)

Anonymous:
SO Im PUTTING MY DEFENSES UPPP CUS I DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE

:O

Cus if i did that I think I’d have a heart attack

<3

=)

vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.

am i so perfect

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place

(Source: anondracomalfoy)

lrvin:

Snapchat is actually really convenient for nudes 

flowercrownharry:

“hey niall i know your knee is kind of bad but would you mind jumping and slamming it into a brick wall while i film you?”

“harry-“

“please its for the internet”